A blonde buys a cup of coffee at a fast food place. She notices that there's a peel-off prize tab on the side of her cup. She pulls off the tab, reads it, and yells, "Oh wow! I won a motor home, like totally awesome!"
The waitress comes to her table. She says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize they're offering is a TV."
The blonde replies, "No, I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager has heard the commotion. He comes out, saying, "You can't possibly have won a motor home."
Again the blonde says, "Yes I did!" She shows the manager her ticket.
He reads, "WIN A BAGEL."